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Toffees

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint
Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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tofuturtle

a Southeast Asian mammal that resides on the Eastern Seaboard of the North American continent. Unlike the other inhabitants of this region, this mammal is an herbivore. Lack of sufficient protein reserves is the reason for its frail and emaciated structure. Feeds mainly on tofu, and deepfried potatoes which it plunders from neighboring animals. Reason for nomenclature is unknown, however some believe that the name 'turtle' is derived from the mammals seemingly turtle-like structure.
by Mista Ok December 15, 2003
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tofuify

to turn soymilk into tofu by adding nigari (magnesium chloride) or calcium sulfate. it is also achieved on a home scale by adding an acid such as vinegar or lemon juice to create a substitute for buttermilk in recipes.

and finally, it unintentionally happens when adding cold soymilk to hot coffee, which creates curdles and little tofu-y bits. (this can be avoided by putting the soymilk in the bottom of the mug and slowly adding the coffee to cook/acidify the soymilk slowly, which creates far smaller particles of tofu.)

see also tofuification

origination:
tofuify first appeared at vegsource by alextree August 29, 2002
tofuification first appeared in a post at livejournal's vegancooking community by postpunkjustin 2007-06-24
you must first tofuify your soymilk before adding the rest of your liquid ingredients. when all liquids are combined, you may add the dry ingredients and incorporate.
by supercarrot February 12, 2010
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tofuckalicious

that is so tofuckalicious
by moocher99 November 27, 2013
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toffen

I toffen play games
by BATCUTBUT January 11, 2019
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Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.
Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.
by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019
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Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
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