Thackwhap

The act of jumping or running and subsequently having your scrotum smack against your thighs and causing a clapping noise to be made.

Last night at the party, i was fist-pumping in front of Katie like a total douche, because women totally like douche's, and i thackwhapped right in front of her, and she started laughing.

by RoflCOCK May 12, 2011

Thick Salad

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

Thick Bitch Thursday

A Weekly holiday that takes place every Thursday in which we celebrate the thick bitches among us.
This is not an excuse to sexually harass people! This is an opportunity to show how much you appreciate a thick bitch you know.

OJ: Hey Alexa! Happy Thick Bitch Thursday!
Alexa: Thank you very much it gives me great joy when you tell me that i am a thick bitch. It really lightens my insecurities.
OJ: My pleasure!! (Wanna fuck?)

by OJAR December 4, 2019

thick face

Shameless, no social etiquette

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!

by Hangm! September 3, 2020

Thick It

A thick drink used for medical purposes

Drunken by Mark and Ethan on Unus Annus

Thick It Song

If you wanna suck it, then you suck it
If you wanna thick it, then you thick it
If you wanna suck it, then you suck it
If you wanna thick it, then you thick it

If you wanna hit it, drink some thick it
If you wanna hit it, drink some thick it

If you wanna suck it, then you suck it
If you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna
Drink some thick it

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

thickems

A thick girl, could be a thick boy. Girl that can cook good home style food. Mostly referred to a special thick girl you are attracted to.

My girl is special, she's cooks she cleans I'm going to smell like onion rings, I love

My thickems

by Lelonym myname November 15, 2014

Thick Bitch

A phrase used to describe a female - who although is heavier than most - makes up for it with good looks, exquisite curves, and a phenomenal tits - to - ass ratio.

"Damnnnn man, did you see Julia wearing those booty shorts today?"
"Hell yeah! How could I miss a thick bitch like her?"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015