mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.

ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

cheeseburger tits

Big sloppy cans

Paula Deen has cheeseburger tits.

by Guy McGee January 13, 2014

Beer Tits

When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.

Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...

by Occvltist December 30, 2016

Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

by Sklooby October 27, 2008

Hypno-tits

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.

When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.

by Ehrris November 1, 2012

rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button

did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

by the stank pit July 16, 2009

Risperdal Tits

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.

Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!

Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005