tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.

My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.

by blkbam January 5, 2012

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

Pop The Trunk

Referring to go and get their guns out of the trunk of their car.

"Say sunttin else and i promise on everything i love Ima pop the trunk on ya bitch ass"

____Kevin Hart

by Blah2013 February 25, 2011

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

Trunt

A completely in-the-bag, true-believing Trump follower, willing defend him no matter how stupid and inexcusable his behavior and statements and tweets.

That Mark Meadows is a full-blown Trunt.

by WarrenPeese October 5, 2020

Trunchonion

It is the state you are in after a very big night. It is a sad sad state of being. Ha Ha.

My goodness after last night i feel like a trunchonion.
I am trunchonioned!!

by kiwichik April 12, 2008