swenched

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

by lightning316 January 23, 2009

synchrobate

1. portmanteau of "synchronized masturbation"
2. to synchronize masturbating to porn videos online with friends

The two long-distance friends decided to synchrobate to the same XTube video.

by telosandcontext July 10, 2009

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

synchronitus vaginus

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.

don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

by Danica J May 11, 2015

Synchronized rimming

The act of licking each other's assholes simultaneously. It is believed to be one the original Olympic sports.

Synchronized rimming is the only sport my gf and I genuinely enjoy together.

by ElAteo June 10, 2015

synchronous unequivocal postulate

A scientific formula designed to bring clarity to radio frequencies (per the radio frequency spectrum) by determining calculated degrees of readjustments, troubleshooting networks by ensuring the desired stations (hopset IDs) are in synch, and filtering out all discrepancies by reinforcing equilibrium to the respective signals between radio units.

LCpl Joe: "Hey I tried getting a radio check with you, but I hear static and the radio reads 'check synch input.' What's up with that?"
LCpl Dirt: "Well that's exactly it! Use the SUP method."
LCpl Joe: The what?
LCpl Dirt: "You know. SUP. Synchronous Unequivocal Postulate. It's another way to troubleshoot and establish your signal."
LCpl Joe: "Very well. Thanks man. I didn't learn that in comm school."

by jotahu May 24, 2016

Swince

Drink an alcoholic drink in a different way. E.g: make a shutgun with a beer or heat your orange juice vodka

My friends and I are going to swince that martini with that goat

by Maxtkd May 12, 2020