swedish dolphin

getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs

while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin

by wolphpussy January 6, 2010

Swedish Kiss

When a man makes out with a woman's vagina.

Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.

by Woahjah April 2, 2009

Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005

Swedish Fish

A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.

Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014

Swedish

A language so awesome that the swedish word for "good" is the same as the english word for bra(brassière).

"It is good" is "Det är bra" in swedish.

by BigBallOfPinkFluff December 1, 2009