Seattle Seahawks

Created as an expansion team in 1976, the Seahawks put up decent numbers in the 1980s with 5 playoff berths under long time quarterback Dave Krieg. However, the team struggled for many years during the 1990s. After a division crown in 1988, they failed to make the playoffs again until 1999. In recent years, the team has been much better with 3 straight playoff berths and an amazing offense. This past season in 2005, the team made the Super Bowl for the first time. However, they ended up on the losing end of the game, as the Steelers took the championship.

"The Seattle Seahawks, the league's leading offense, scores just 10 points in the Super Bowl, as the Steelers take home their 5th title."

by Sports Info July 6, 2006

Seahawked

When the grossly over-favored team or player in a match becomes the recipient(s) of a historical butt-whoopin that will echo through history.

"Damn, Skeeter Peyton is White Girl Wasted!"

"Yeah, he just not used to Gettin Seahawked!"

by rskohawk February 4, 2014

Brother Swear

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.

" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "

by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010

Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.

Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.

by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013

Seahawks

A kick ass team with the most dedicated fans. The real winners of Superbowl 40.

The Seahawks kick ass!!

by nb2412 October 16, 2011

i swear

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

by carpentertom May 26, 2006

Bionic Seahorse

The sexual act of having the Male sit on the ladder or step of a pool and the female kneeling down in the water and simultaniously jerking and sucking him off resulting in the movement of a seahorse.

Wow my balls are totally drained from Lucretia giving me a Bionic Seahorse.

by Imajerk78 September 18, 2006