Swamp-ass 

A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.

Man that dude Edward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.

Swamp-ass by DJBigD May 7, 2012

swamp-ass 

A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.

Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!

swamp-ass by Suerte January 2, 2004

swamp-ass 

A fat man's hairy ass. The Swamp is usually not washed for days and therefore has a "swampy" reference when described. depending on how long it has been since the fat man has washed his swamp, there may be forms of life adapting to their new "swampy" environment. One does not have to neccesarily be fat to adapt a swamp, but the extra fat and ass space will allow for more wilderness to grow upon ones anal environment. Caution: the swamp may become thicker and much harder to navigate as one becomes closer to the anal cavity or around the Gooch area.

damn, that guy in front of us has swamp-ass. i can practically see the fumes.

swamp-ass by KFCZombie August 6, 2008

swamp-ass 

A person who continually farts all day, causing the air around them to be a perpetual stink-cloud.

1. He's a real swamp-ass.
2. Hey, you! Stop being such a swamp-ass!

swamp-ass by zoltan07 April 8, 2009

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide 

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide by Kreativeward May 11, 2018

swamp ass handshake 

Wiping your sweaty swamp ass and shaking the unknowing person 's hand.

I don't like that person, I just gave them a "swamp ass handshake." Look they can't figure out what that smell is on their hand.

swamp ass handshake by Boushea (BB) March 13, 2020

Swamp Ass Meter 

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

Swamp Ass Meter by pronomore July 30, 2009