Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.

1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!

by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009

Pre-Swail

Canadian in origin;

Getting together to drink at someone's house, before going out.

Let's go over to Jim's house and Pre-Swail before we hit the Club.

by Hoser Lingo January 9, 2010

Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.

Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"

by shaginwagin May 5, 2010

the snails

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.

Time to take the snails for a long walk...

by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013

Sex sails

A sexual play on the saying ‘wind in my sails’.

Ernie paused to turn up the television volume, which really took the wind out of my sex sails.

by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018

Full sails

Doing something without looking back, no fear, all in, can also be used as a nice goodbye

“Hey should I jump off this bridge dude?” “Oh hell yeah full sails!”

“See ya later!”
“Hey yeah full sails man have a good day”

by Fullsailsbrah June 4, 2019

berating snailshells

to lecture, scold, or otherwise talk to a person or group that either no longer exists, or no longer needs the advice. comes from the idea of yelling at snails for moving too slowly, but the snails are dead and there's just empty shells left.

1. i know i'm berating snailshells here, but shakespeare should really write his plays to be less damn boring.

2. dude, nobody cares about easy-bake ovens anymore, stop berating snailshells.

by your-_-pseudonym August 2, 2024