gananche spackler

Def 1:
A Spackler of Gananches is a person who gets laid a lot

Def 2:
a half insult half compliment for a friend who has done something sneaky/unusual/funny

Tyler: Mike, what's your secret?
Mike: I dunno man, i'm just a Ganache Spackler

Connor: I just stole a decorative autumn squash from an industrial greenhouse.
Geoff: Connor, you're such a Gananche Spackler.

by afterdeth September 23, 2007

Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Foot shackles

When you have new shoes that aren't broke in

I can't wait to get these foot shackles off my dogs are barking.

When I get these foot shackles off I'm soaking my feet in a salt bath.

by Turd Furgeson222 September 6, 2013

Ted Shackleford

The man in the yellow hat from curious George.

That guy Ted Shackleford is so sexy, I nut the second I see him

by Scruggssa September 18, 2019

Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

Smackledorked

A term meaning fooled around with

Bob: Time, he's not dead, he's just acting like it.

Tim: Damn it! that's the fifth time I've been smackledorked today!

by James Ritchardson January 17, 2009

Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015