2 definitions by Turd Furgeson222

Foot shackles

When you have new shoes that aren't broke in

I can't wait to get these foot shackles off my dogs are barking.

When I get these foot shackles off I'm soaking my feet in a salt bath.

by Turd Furgeson222 September 6, 2013

Tour de pants

When a guy fucks 2 or more girls that are friends

Mary and Doris are hot I think I'm going on a Tour de pants

by Turd Furgeson222 September 7, 2013