homo-suspectual

the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga

People thinks hes gay...Stop being homo-suspectual

by hotspit September 26, 2010

Guilty until alternate suspect principle

The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.

Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.

by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011

suspension bridge

When you have a big poop, and it lands sideways in the toilet, so it suspends the water like a bridge, spanning from one side of the bowl to the other. Upon flushing, the water will just sink beneath it, going down the pipe, and fill beneath the newly constructed "bridge". (The only way to flush a "suspension bridge" is to chop it up with a plunger).

"Man, I haven't taken a dump in 4 days. I totally just took one and made a giant suspension bridge."

by Richalex May 11, 2006

suspect at best

suspicious by conservative estimates, but probable worse

Josue's work to date has been suspect at best.

by Whit Whitmore July 1, 2006

Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.

Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.

by nwt0 February 16, 2009

suspense

Military term for the time at which something must happen.

What is the suspense on the completing the operation order?
Your suspense is 06 hundred tomorrow.

by Jmoore March 27, 2007

Suspend

to be in a state of detatchment; not touching anything.

"man, i wish i could just suspend."

by lysette, alisa March 21, 2006