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Super Mario THOTyssey

When a broad's tiddies are bouncing around like they're Super fuckin' Mario. Ideally she'll be yelling, "Wahoo! Yippee! Wahaa!" in a Mario voice the whole time.
I got them big-titted broads jumping on a big trampoline, yelling and laughing and having a good ol' time. It's a good, old-fashioned Super Mario THOTyssey in my back yard.
Super Mario THOTyssey by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019

Super Mario World

Super Mario World is the fourth main installment in the Super Mario franchise (As labeled on the japanese logo).
It was originally released on November 21st 1990 on the 16-Bit Super Famicom, but the project started around February 28th 1989.

World was the direct sequel to 3, happening during Mario's vacation on Dinosaur Land after battling Bowser, however it appears like he followed him right into his traps as Bowser took advantage of Mario's now lazy behavior to kidnap once again Princess Peach. He also trapped dinosaurs called Yoshis into eggs and gave one to each Koopaling. Mario (and Luigi) will have to rescue and team up with them to have a chance against the evil Koopas.

The gameplay isn't too far from the 3 previous games, but the biggest additions are the Spin Jump (Lower but more powerful jump performed when pressing the A Button), Cape Feather (Item granting Mario with amazing flying abilities) and Yoshi (Ridable friend who can extend his tongue to swallow ennemies and reach seemingly untouchable places, there are 4 color variations having different proprieties: Green, Red, Yellow and Blue).

Super Mario World is still one of, if not the greatest video game ever made and the best-selling game on the Super Nintendo. It had never before-seen graphics and effects, much more complex music as the SNES had 8 Stereo PCM Channels with various filters and an enormous map at the time filled with contents and secrets.
Super Mario World
Super Mario World by Plasmariel August 2, 2020

Super Mario Smoking Weed The Movie 

A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.

Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories

Super Mario 128 

A lesser known term for Super Mario Sunshine. As Super Mario 64 was hosted on a 64-bit machine, it made sense to call Super Mario Sunshine Super Mario 128 because:
1 - You collect red coins.
2 - You're collecting some form of star (shines).
3 - You need certain amounts of shines (stars) to activate particular events. (They just don;t tell you how many.)
4 - You can get 100 coin shines.
5 - Its run on Gamecube, a 128-bit machine.
Kenn: I don't think there is seriously anything better than Super Mario 64.

Andy: Like Super Mario 128? The number after is doubled! ;D

Kenn: Oh shut up about that dumb glitchy Super Mario Sunshine, you dimwit. It'll never be what Super Mario 64 has become.
Super Mario 128 by KiChan January 30, 2010

super mario 3d land 

A 3D Mario game on the Nintedo 3Ds
Super Mario 3D Land looks fun to play!

Super Mario syndrome 

When a guy feels strong romantic and intimate feelings to a girl that barely acknowledges his existence, and chases after her, much like Mario does in many of his video games for Princess Peach.
Person #1: Did you see how hard Jack's trying to get Stacy to fall for him?
Person #2: Sounds like he has severe Super Mario syndrome to me.