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Strongbonnukah

This is an eight day celebration of Strongbow that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Hanukah.

People of all faiths celebrate this holiday. All that is required: You must belong to the Strongbow faith.

England's most famous dry cider is the fuel that this eight day festival of drinking and fire relies on.

The BOWNORAH (similar to the Jewish menorah) must be lit before each night's drinking can commense. The Bow-Shamash must be lit first, then the other candles (which are inserted into the tabs of empty 'Bow cans.)
Hey, it's the first night of Strongbonnukah. Let's go buy a case of Bow and get wasted.
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Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.
If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.
by AKfucker August 3, 2009
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strong independent woman

A hostile, violent, and shallow female character based around what a cynical male writer thinks is "female empowerment". Such characters usually dress in some kind of fetish outfit and beat up a succession of men that leer, make snide remarks, or attempt rape. Despite being "independent", their arcs inevitably include constant angst over how they're not like other women and men just don't understand them.
The film of Barb Wire involves a woman that dresses like a prostitute and drops a man to a death by gigantic explosion for calling her "babe". Strong independent woman!
by Alexander Peregrine August 22, 2012
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strong-back

A: "Yo son, did you see Tammy's butt in that dress?"

B: "Yeah man, that was a strong-back."
by MC Strongback September 19, 2014
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strong bond

A bond is something that brings two people together and forms a connection between them, its allows you to trust eachother with all your thoughts and secrets and brings two people together.
You and I have a really strong bond!
by lizzydelrey September 1, 2016
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strong and stable

A term used sarcastically to talk about somebody who thinks they are in a very strong position (e.g. in a negotiation or contest), but are actually a feckless arsehat who is overestimating their own worth.
Theresa May is looking pretty "strong and stable" today.
by xSpaceman_Spiff June 9, 2017
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strongray

Being so great and fantastic that gods bow down to him. Mere mortals are unable to lace his boots due to his absolute greatness. He must be worshipped as an icon.
‘OMG, you’re being such a strongray right now. You’re so awesome!’
by Sacary Bagna GOAT March 5, 2021
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