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Strawberries are red get over it

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!
by Itellthetruthpeeps July 18, 2019
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Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."
by opfawcett August 24, 2015
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Strawberry Milk Shake

Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.
Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..
by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010
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strawberry smoothie

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009
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Strawberry Minimilk

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.
Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''
by FishMonster July 8, 2011
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Strawberry titties

When a women goes tanning and gets burnt, having her boobs red like strawberries.
Omg Becky went tanning and burnt her tits look at them strawberry titties!
by Dosbaekiez May 14, 2015
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