launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Hot Tub Steamer

A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.

I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.

by Caprica Six June 8, 2021

Old bay steamer

When a girl is in doggy and the man rapidly pulls out and the girl lets out a powerful queef that has an aroma of a warm clam.

Wow, Jessica hit me with an old bay steamer last night!

by Urmom6924/7 June 9, 2021

Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.

Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.

by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.

Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.

by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020

Hendry Steamer

A cocktail that looks like a poo floating in the toilet. Named after the famous Matt Hendry after leaving a floater in a toilet in surfers paradise for 3 days.

It consists of Midori, Redbull, Kahlua, and 1 bite sized picnic bar.

A) Dude, have you tasted the hendry steamer ? it tastes so much better than it looks.

B) Hey bro, lets order a round of Hendry Steamer's.

by Bongus_Man August 17, 2008

somerville steamer

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person

yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.

by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009