Kyle Smithing

To do something badly and continue to bitch about it.

Man calm down you don't want to be Kyle Smithing in front of them.

by Javaning August 8, 2018

Sticking your tongue out and down

When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them

THOTS.

That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down

by Cringesause March 2, 2019

kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 24, 2007

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

sticking his foot in his mouth

To regret saying something harmful, insulting, or stupid to someone

Kyle : How is John doing?
Sarah: He has been dead for 5 years now
(Kyle is sticking his foot in his mouth) not literally

by SlickNick6497 November 19, 2013

stickingdickwalk

When your dick is sticking to either of your legs in public and you walk like a complete retard to make it go away.

Oh man, i had to do a stickingdickwalk in class today, i hope no one saw it.

by mahboooi June 24, 2016

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018