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Utah Steamer

The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.
1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.

2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012
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Charleston Steamer

After having sex and your partner goes to sleep, you take a poop on their torso. Then, you leave. Setting flame to the poop is optional.
I waited for Kate to pass out, then I left her with a fresh Charleston Steamer.
by STL2008 January 11, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"
by Staticman May 18, 2005
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Steamer

Get that steamer away from my house before the cops roll through and pin that sh!t on me.
by Mr. lost in America February 5, 2009
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crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
by ktrane77 August 21, 2008
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wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.
OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!
by Ellis September 9, 2010
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golden steamer

result when you combine the Cleveland Steamer and golden shower. Drop a log on the chest and then pee all over it.
"My girl asked me for a golden steamer, so I dropped a log between her tits and hosed it down!"
by sanchez45 April 13, 2013
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