stanch

a mixture of stank and skanch

"Uh u aint nuttin but a stanch"

by sexi_lyly July 18, 2006

Dirty Stanchez

Full, long, and dignified facial hair grown by an Asian male.

Not to be confused with the random stubbles of hair that appear on most asian males.

Also not to be confused with "Dirty Sanchez". Those are just wrong.

"Yo, check out that Dirty Stanchez, it's so incredibly attractive"

by Asian Male May 6, 2009

Stunchied

To have the munchies after smoking marijuana but not actually have anything to munch and no way, bar a long long walk to the nearest all night petrol station, of getting any munch.

Dude #1: Hey man, last night we smoked some grade A shit last night!!

Dude #2: You get the munchies, man?

Dude #1: Worse. We got totally Stunchied dude, almost ate my cat in desperation!!

by fr33b5 November 3, 2009

stounch

stounch refers to the act of having sex. when said rapidly, it should sound like a noise one would hear from a 70's style porno.

Dude, check out that lil honey, I'd throw the stounch with that one.

stounch stounch stounch stounch

by outlaw josie whales June 4, 2016

stunch

verb : A bunch of stench smells

That garbage pail had a stunch of fowl smells.

by MulletsBeGone September 28, 2020

Stauncher

A person who sucks on the toes of others.

Look at that stauncher Tyler sucking on Heidi's toes.

by Todd Bushey March 22, 2009

Spaunch

An all purpouse, non-descript substance.
Sometimes used as a methamphetamine-like stimulant, other times used to construct rafts and other load bearing structures.

First documented usage of the word on Church of the Subgenious affilated Radio program "Puzzeling Evidence" Hosted by Dug "Puz" Wellman, and his partner Dr. Holland Owell (Dr. Howell).

"...and so the man from Guam built his raft entireley out of Spaunch."

"Hey man you got any of that Spaunch?"

by Spode Master September 21, 2003