stunch

when your stiffy is so raging and hard that it is painful.

I had so much stunch my wangdangler fell off.

by nutgraber69000 December 15, 2007

stunch

verb : A bunch of stench smells

That garbage pail had a stunch of fowl smells.

by MulletsBeGone September 28, 2020

Stunch

A general food time, that's not:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Snack
Tea Time

It is important that this meal of no meal contains two things: Odwalla Mango Tango, and a baguette. You can eat as is, or purchase something to put on the baguette. It's up to you how the meal is eaten, as long as the two main ingredients are there.

Last but not least, considering this is not a meal, it must be completely spontanious. Most likely while already in a grocery store.

Tom... Arlo... It's important right now that we eat stunch.

by eonOne July 19, 2006

Stunch

To have sex with a gas mask on.

I'm going to stunch you up.

by Rileigh September 21, 2006

Stunch

A super mega-hottie. A girl so beautiful you have to use a derogatory sounding word to make her beauty more dramatic.

Goddamn, look at that stunch, she's perfect.

Man she was more than a dime, this girl was a stunch.

by DesertDog April 20, 2010

stunch

n. - An idiot, a nincompoop, a stupid person

v. - to make a mass of things

You spilt coffee on Grandma, you stunch!

Grandma wants her coffee, but she doesn't want you to stunch things up!

by P. Mel. December 9, 2008

Stunctious

Something very stylish but also very functional, a rare combination in a world where things tend to be only one or the other

A word engineered to sound as strange as possible, so that the recipient of it in a conversation questions the meaning of the word and then laughs at hearing themselves saying a word so stupid

Look at my hat, it's beautiful and it keeps my head cool in the summer heat! Very stunctious if I say so myself

Those skinny jeans might be stylish but they sure aren't functional.. very un-stunctious

by The Raticide Experiment August 17, 2011