Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

Stinging roger

A term used to describe a hot filter/roach on a joint/blunt/spliff etc.

Guy 1:you want the rest of this joint? It's a stinging roger?
Guy 2: nah I'm good.

by DOMINANTMALE420 May 11, 2019

Standing Menacingly

You're actually sitting and have special character in your name.

FuzzySucks:Standing Menacingly

by ThisDish July 2, 2020

Smanging

Either a verb, or an adjective

credits to: ricky and uh llama

Adj. Ex.

Person 1: "Wow, this food is Smanging!"
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

Verb Ex.

Person 1: "Don't you just love Smanging your thang?
Person 2: "What the fuck is Smanging?"

by literallyricky September 8, 2023