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Mexican Standoff

A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
by royalfucker February 5, 2020
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Coomer-standoff

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.
"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."
by Brednuts November 1, 2021
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T stands for theodore

the coolest guy ive ever meet his youtube channel is
hes hot and cool
random homeless guy: hi
cool richass guy: are you a T stands for theodore kinda guy
random homeless guy: yeah
cool richass guy: than your cool
by THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER December 16, 2021
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Methican Standoff

When two tweakers circle each other for hours waiting to see who throws the first punch.
Johnathan: Hey haven’t you noticed those two tweakers have been circling for hours now

Bob: They’re having a methican standoff
by Yourlocalryan December 29, 2021
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mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
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Six Top Standoff

When your trying to get the perfect table at your family vacation meeting place and need to table hop people to ensure you have enough seats
When are with getting here I’m in a six top standoff with three other families
by BillyBSevenOne July 1, 2022
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One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"
by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011
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