stale rolls

when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat

Girl: Alex has a sweet sick pack.
Boy: Now he doesn't he has stale rolls
Girl: Ew

by Bingbopdop May 10, 2009

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Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.

Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.

by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010

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Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

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Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.

1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.

by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010

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Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022

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