Lemonade Stand

Lemonade Stand

An easy way to get money unless you live in a bad neighborhood.

Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade! Lemonade Stand here!
Person: *buys some for like 2 dollars*
Kid: Thank you!

2

Kid: Lemonade! Lemonade!
Person: *just takes some without paying*
Kid: Oh..

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

Preg-Stand

When a woman does a keg-stand, while visibly pregnant with a child.

I saw my mom's friend do a preg-stand at my graduation party.

by Rockweezy June 9, 2009

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

Stand-Tunes

An often-pursued type of melody in marching band. Several such song shall be repeated, with no new installments each year.

Now, Band, you can play at least TWO notes in these stand-tunes correctly this time. Now, But Da-da-dut!

by BandMan February 7, 2014

stand mixer

'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.

Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022

cube stand

The embarassing event in a workplace where a process, task or edit, usually involving computers or software, only works when a coworker or supervisor is standing in your "cube" and looking over your shoulder.

I look like an idiot now, because the file uploaded perfectly once my boss came over to cube stand.

by John Arkinson January 31, 2008

Standing on Plastic

When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.

Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.

"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"

by Wingy July 11, 2006