Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.

Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!

by MsPrada April 29, 2009

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Springer

A rich guy or girl that goes to Cave Spring H.S. in Roanoke, Virginia. These people aren't quite as rich as Hidden Valley, but they are just as big of dicks.

"As a Springer, I have lots of daddy's money to blow on all the steroids needed to win another state basketball/volleyball title."

by PH Patriot April 7, 2007

Springer

The name given to a woman who is destined to be alone and spend her life being a teacher because he needs to be around youth to make up for her wasted long life, and also because she is unaccepted amont her own peer group

Kid1) Your ganna grow up to be a Ho!
Kid2) Beats being a springer.....

by Rusty the George Nelson April 12, 2007

Springerite

A Springerite is a moron, idiot, dumb ass, stupid person of lowly self esteem, low life, trouble maker.

A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".

by Michael Thunder October 7, 2010