Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 27, 2005

spatalian

Spanish and Italian in blended speech and/or written word. Common among non-native speakers of the latter or the former who've recently transitioned from one language to the other.

"Yeah, Sara was telling me she "habla molto bien la'taliano"..and I told her she sucks and needs to quit with the spatalian."

by Daphne's_Ankle August 12, 2006

spatial

An adjective which can describe the condition of being 'in space' mentally, out of it.

He has been acting rather spatial lately, not quite his normal self.

by Broc M. August 4, 2006

spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.

Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.

by iccthedral October 17, 2008

spoatie

Yet another slang term for sperm.

She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!

by Misty Dawn August 7, 2008

Spatchcocking

When you intentionally rub your backpack on a nearby stranger's genitals in an effort to sexually arouse them.

Hey Tom I was spatchcocking some girl standing next to me on the bus and she slipped me her number on the way out!

by Plowinurgranny February 4, 2020

Spatman

Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.

Nanananananananananana..Spatman!

by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013