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splude

Intellectual woman who likes to read. Knows what R.S.V.P. stands for (which is amazing). excellent beer pong partner even though she's not that great of a shooter. Smokes the cigarettes preffered by most 13 year olds. Also has an amazing rack that draws everyones attention not just because of her third nipple ( just kidding). Mess with the splude and you will reveal an evil conniving b*#ch. Fun to party with and easy to get along with if your not a D-Bag. if you ever meet a splude you need to respect her because she might kill you if you don't.
guy1 " hey did you meet that Splude last night"
Guy2 " yeah she was a B*#CH!!!!"
guy3 " No dude your just a chode and NO ONE likes you not even me. I just hang out with you because your dad lets you drive his bentley."
guy1 " He's right she was BANGIN!"
by idungood2005 August 13, 2010
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spodering

When a group of 3 or more men ejaculate at once on to a woman's face, creating a spiderweb-like design
Tim: Hey bro, so I was spodering all over Melissa last night.
Jerry: Damn, bro, so was I!

Tim: Damn...
by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019
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splodger

a derogatory term used against Asians when they were captured by Roger, only people of Asian descent may use the term splodger
look at this splodger
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Sploder

A person who splodes things.
Jessica is a sploder. She just sploded that bbq sauce!
by Zuestan May 3, 2009
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splody

(Sploded, Splodtastic)A cute word to say when something explodes; Shitting yourself rapidly.
O____O ZOMG, THAT GUY'S HEAD JUST SPLODED!

>_< I SPLODIED IN MY PANTS!

^.^ I like when things go splody.
by KabbiexYakushi November 5, 2006
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splade

A half knife, half spoon.
The one and only son of the spork
u need not an example
by cs_zero September 14, 2004
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