spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

Sparta Spasm

The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse.

Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES

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by O HAI DER, WAN SUM SHROOMZ? July 23, 2010

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013

seismic fart

An earth shattering fart that can be heard, felt, smelt from great distances by many thousands of fleeing people.

A fart that has the power to kill!

An earthshaking fart of seismic proportions that can be measured on a seismic scale of severity.

Angelika ripped off a seismic fart that could of wiped out half of China!

While praying at mosque The Prophet Muhammad ripped of a seismic fart, killing everyone at the dome of the rock.

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Seismic Monkey

Commonly used term in the oil industry for a seismic engineer. another wanker who knows how to read books, but can't actually do anything technical. Usually posted as an observer

here comes another seismic monkey, wanker will probably be well suited to work as an observer

by dude_zeon September 24, 2005

seismograph

An instrument for automatically detecting and recording the intensity, direction, and duration of a movement of the ground, especially of an earthquake.

"Uh-huh, yeah.. The needle is moving back and forth really fast.. That's bad, right?"

by Camo The Great December 15, 2004

seismophobia

fear of earthquakes.

We all, more or less, suffer from seismophobia.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2011