free speech

According to conservatives, non-existant.

Bush opposes Free Speech because he hold anyone who speaks against him as an "enemy cpombatant".

by Defender of the Internet July 21, 2003

speecho

it's like typo, but when you screw up your talking.

direct quote-"like when you have elephantitist of the tongue, yes, elephantitist"

by merbear June 10, 2004

sperch

a very, very short speech such as given at an awards show.

His acceptance was so brief, it was more of a sperch than an actual speech.

by bearlson February 8, 2009

speech mack

the act of hooking up at a speech/debate tournament. Hooking up is a very broad term in this sense.

Dude, I got some nice speech mack last night.

by LVRF99 October 22, 2009

spesh pit

spesh pit- a lot of retarded people thrown in a pit, like what hitler did to the jews but worse

man, this guy just got spesh pitted

oh yeah, what a loser

by kylegass,soloman5000 June 8, 2010

Spechie

The act of sexually massaging your significant other's eyeball with your hands, mouth, and toes.

That girl gave me a spechie behind school

by Doctor Cumsock December 15, 2016

The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

by Nazeem February 5, 2021