smeedle

A gay man trapped in a teenage girl's body

A virtual forum posting godess!

Smeedles are also commonly found watching the telly and sitting at the computer getting CTS.

She's smeedle!

by Joe Bliney September 11, 2003

smeedle

Often found clinging to Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp and Ben Mulroney memorabilia

She's so crazy about (celebrity name here), she's acting like a smeedle.

by Poop McGoop September 13, 2003

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

sweedledee

A white person acting like a black person. r a black person trying to be white.

Oh my god John is such a sweedledee.

by 862455 April 17, 2016

speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.

** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.

by shallister August 25, 2017

seedless raspberry

When you spit out the cum from a post-orchi trans woman

Snowballing is out...seedless raspberry(raspberries) are in.

by Bexx425 May 5, 2018

Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.

I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.

by Rick Pots November 12, 2018