Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm
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Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
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Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
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