spasm specimen

A spasm specimen is where someone is the most dumb person , they are that spasticated that they don't know how to insult anyone they just say random words and above all else there just clapped out of their head

Barry : Ur mam is stupidity.
Bob: We'll your just a spasm specimen

Barry: Oh 😭

by battyman 223 October 29, 2018

tweet spasm

to tweet within the same minute multiple times.

"i'm going to have a tweet spasm"

my twitter: @snazzyburst

by snazzeh November 6, 2010

lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick

UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM

by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016

Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms

Omar had a knee cap spasm

by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021

Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

Spasm-gasm

The act of ejaculating during an epileptic seizure

My boyfriend had an epileptic seizure during sex and ended up pulling a spasm-gasm all over my face

by NIHILISMEXTREME August 28, 2022