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Blaké Spasm

This specific type of spasm is caused from boredom possessing the victim to become creative and explore their limits. Although it can become beautiful and joyful times. It can be harmful to the victim.
“I busted my lip the other day because of a Blaké Spasm”.
by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019
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Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.
The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018
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Spasm

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020
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Spasm

A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
She ripped a sick spasm all over my face homes. Word up
by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020
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lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick
UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM
by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016
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knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms
by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021
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