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eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009
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Emotion spasm

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm
by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015
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knee cap spasm

A knee cap spasm is when your knee cap spasms
by spasmyyute69 September 17, 2021
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Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
by Murtag October 21, 2011
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Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018
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lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick
UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM
by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016
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Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.
Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm
by Not viarus December 23, 2018
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