Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers

I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week

by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Silver Sparkle

Colour; can be used to add flair to belts, caps, socks, shoes, tights, pants, shirts, scarves, underwear, etc. Know to blind people when strategically placed to reflect sunlight.

Paul: "silver sparkle is NOT a colour".

Bridget: "It IS a colour because there is a crayola crayon. So quit arguing with me. I have the tatas, I make the rules!!"

by Winston.Spencer.Churchill April 20, 2010

Sparkleweed

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"

by Rhooka July 4, 2008

Sparkle Berry

A fruit grown from the White Spruce in extremely cold temperatures that combines the flavors of a raspberry, strawberry and a blackberry

This sparkle berry is delicious!

by SparklingSparkleBerries June 16, 2010

Sparkle Snatcher

A lesbian or a gay person

That gay bar over there is full of sparkle snatchers.

by helloitsnaya April 19, 2011

Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

by snaffles January 3, 2017