Spakcident

Mainly when someone makes a reealy stupid mistake like falling up a flight of stairs, walking into a lamp post ect...

*friend falls up a flight of stairs*
You: OMG you fell up the stairs...what a SPAKCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!

by juzz1994 September 19, 2009

Spakowski

A male model type that is unable to pass a mirror without checking himself out.

1: Look at that Zoolander, he really thinks alot of himself.
2: What a Spakowski

by jdelar June 27, 2010

Dirty Spakowski

Having gay butt sex over and over again.

John want to give Chris a Dirty Spakowski

by mac November 12, 2004

Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not

1: Elise your not spaking English

by SHERKED March 10, 2017

spunk spaka

When you cover a retard in hot sticky cum.

Guy 1 : Just got back from the mental hospital. Had a decent wank.
Guy2 : You filthy spunk spaka!

by WinkleFroth November 13, 2021

Spaktard

Burtoner Spaz Retard

<Burtoner> i would have to be on drugs to be on drugs:P

by Pat Butcher March 11, 2004

spaked

1. to get owned through facebook
2. to have one's party busted through facebook

Oh man, we totally got spaked!

by novo1885 March 4, 2009