smacktard

An idiot or moron that needs to be beaten senseless. Derived from "smack" and "retard". A step above asshat.

Hitler was a smacktard.

by deadzombie August 13, 2004

shawkward

shy and awkward mixed together.

Girl 1: "Come on! He totally likes you!"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I don't see it...he's so shawkward."

by nutshack August 20, 2012

Stalkward

When something is equally awkward and stalky. Commonly used when someone is caught liking old Facebook pictures.

"It was totally stalkward when Alex called me late last night."

by Leshalooloo November 11, 2013

smacktard

A smacked retard that should never be online. Smacktards usually participate in such activities as blowing up his own team killing himself repeatedly etc. In real life smacktards conceal their nature but can easily be sniffed out with some lysol. If a smacktard is seen online he should be shot repeatedly in the head before he can do any damage.

"HEY SMACKTARD!!! (fired shots at head)"
"Yo smacktard you're on the BLUE team idiot!"
"Fuck we lost again. Let's go massacre the smacktard.It's his fault."

by Crutchcricket February 17, 2004

smacktard

A person bent on destroying your fun, also known as a Blink 182 fan. They should be pitied for their incompetence and taken to a proper facility to be re-introduced into society as a steel worker.

Wow, you were smacked t'hard as a kid.
i like peanuts. Hahaha.

by Bob the Magician June 7, 2004

Smacktard

Noun. A derivation of the word "Smackhead" (which denotes a heroin addict). Someone who is such a worthless bastard or idiot that they might as well be a full-on heroin junkie. This did not, as most of the current definitions suggest, originate from internet gaming, because it has been in use for the last 10 years or more. The author of this definition recalls using as well as hearing the word circa 1992.

"If you think this word originated from Battlefield '42, you're more of a smacktard than I thought."

by Erik Jacobson May 22, 2005

Smacktard

Someone who is addicted to smack and is mentally retarded.

Man that fuckwit is fuckin smacktard.

by DiDwE November 4, 2008