Sock

A poor womans pad during her period or when caught by surprise. This is where the missing sock goes every month.

"Hey baby are you off the sock yet?"

by familyguy April 26, 2005

Sock

Same; me too

"I have class at 9."
"Oh really?! Sock! Let's sit together!"

by calisorangesharpie December 6, 2009

sock

when a person ejackulates into a sock and hits another person on the head with the sock.

if you dont swallow i will sock you

by tim September 6, 2003

Sock

Something you put over your foot so your foot doesn't smell.

I need a sock

by Jarrod February 5, 2003

socking it

To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.

A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.

by corenothing September 8, 2007

Socks

A term used for children who arent yours. Ie. Your girlfriend or wifes kids from another man.

John: I started seeing this chick a while back, shes a real nice bird. She wanted to start getting serious with the relationship and it all sounded good till I found out she had a pair of socks. Joe: what do you mean socks? John: you know, some other cunts kids!

by myopinionisking November 15, 2011

sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants

Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.

by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009