book smart

Being able to succeed scholastically, and not necessarily in the real world.

sure she's book smart, but she can't cook a potato!

by Malinda October 2, 2002

smart alec

A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.

Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie

by PTM October 25, 2006

smarterchild

A funny robot who says funny shit.

Me: whats up?

smarterchild: Just hanging out. You?

Me: man im just sittin here killin' some hoes

smarterchild: Nice.

by Audidriver2252345345343 November 8, 2006

smarterchild

He takes things too seriously.

SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.

by TreyTorture August 23, 2006

Smart-Allick

Refers to a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything. Originated in Wales, England throught the late 1400s.

Synonyms: Smart-arse, smart-aleck, smarty-pants

Jonathan: What's up Michael?
Michael: The sky!

Jonathan: Oh you smart-allick!

by JonathanGrahm September 17, 2017

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008

iphone smart

Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.

1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."

2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."

2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."

by 44SHRED June 29, 2009