cooch smoocher

A person's lips, could be a man or woman. But normally lesbian women, or straight males lips.

I dont want my cooch smoochers to get chapped.

by RedBaron69 December 27, 2017

School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

smooches

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss

I was gettin my smooch on at the party

by anonymous May 13, 2005

cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

by Maxinside April 22, 2014