motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Snooked

When a man has had enough of a female run'n her mouth then turns around calmly and hits her in the face to put her in her place.

Can also be used in the context of Snookied.

Reference: Jersey Shore episode when Snookie gets laid out.

Woman your going to get Snooked If you don't watch your mouth.

Bitch is gonna get Snookied if she don't watch herself.

I Snookied the hell out of that bitch.

by StraightDumpinonthem101 January 30, 2010

Spooked

Being high on marijuana

"Hurry up and roll that blunt, I'm trying to get spooked"

by styraciflua May 22, 2015

smoked turkey

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

Kansas City Smoked Tuna

After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.

Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna

by DaddyFatz May 14, 2009

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015