Shitface

The fact that you found this.

Shitface

by iddunno January 30, 2021

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Shitface

Nice name to call someone when you like them.

Felicia "Hi shitface <3"
Max "Hello :)"

by Thick dick daddy 27 June 18, 2021

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Shirtfaced

State of being so tired that the act of leaning against a rack of shirts at a store is quite comfortable and nearly induces sleep.

"Oh man, I'm so shirtfaced... I almost passed out in the men's department at Kohl's."

by Casey Arney October 1, 2003

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Shiftaced

when one gets so drunk that he can no produce a logical sentence, and can no longer pronounce words... at all

Chad "mmmmm eeehhhh dooodddd sss aaaahhhh"
Ryan "what the hell is his problem?"
Charlie "don't worry about him, he's just shiftaced."

by alrightiguess October 17, 2010

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Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

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shitface (verb) : 1. to bomb on sth., to get rejected, to have sth. blow up in one's face, literally "as if to plant one's face in shit" 2. to land face first into the ground, to face plant into the ground
shitface (noun): derogatory put down to describe someone as ugly
shitfaced (adjective): to not know how bad one looks from doing stupid things while being sloppy drunk

shitface (verb): 1. "I totally shitfaced the interview, the interviewer asked me questions which I had no idea what he was talking about." 2. "Jim was running full speed down the hill when he tripped over a wire and shitfaced hard into the pavement."
shitfaced (noun): "Hey shitface! How about you go take a dirt nap with Elvis!"
shitfaced (adjective): "I got so shitfaced the other night, I had no idea I was hitting on a transvestite."

by anal retentive definition man April 20, 2014

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