shitabrick

e.g.when you find something out that really suprises you /an expression

I about shitabrick when I got off probation in only 2 years>

by jmil September 21, 2003

shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Seita

Seita is a cute, funny, smart, loveable guy who everyone loves. He is the type of person who can make your entire day with just one text. Anyone would be lucky if he even looks your way. Seita is really down to earth and will stop at nothing to become successful. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him and will always take care of those he loves. Seita is a really special guy. Maybe even too special for this shitty world. The universe gained a real one.

"You know how ASAP Rocky called himself a bad bitch? Yeah, that's Seita."

by grandadspermmyguy May 30, 2020

Shitalization

1). Shit is fucked up, and or being in a shitty situation. 2). Confused as shit as to what is happening in a given situation when you should be. 3). When use and or using of the word “shit”, is implied yet not enough substance to cover the entirety of what is happening in your current state. 4). When there is absolutely no conceivable way and or words to describe ones current state and or situation, when just saying “what?” and or “what the shit?” Is not efficient enough.

When you come home from work and there are thirty are so cars in and around your home and is obvious that a party is going on that you did not approve nor receive an invite, and as you walk in there is no one yelling “Surprise!”, but yet some asking, “who are you this is a private party”. And you instantly roar out in utter disgust, “ What in Shitalization!” • ViA • Roy•Robert’s

by Werds•Never•Written September 5, 2020

Saitama vs Goku

A pointless debate that ruined both anime's and puts people a part

Saitama vs Goku is a very good argument

by DarkPhantomTrooperYT October 15, 2022