Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life

Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie

by AFluffyFox November 22, 2022

smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.

mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???

by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017

Can I have a box of smarties?

What Canadians say to tease Americans

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

Smartiful

That Nelson is beautifully smart in many ways

Nelson is Smartiful

by Bigdaddycornchips June 13, 2018