n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.
Not to be confused with smartass.
Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 7, 2005
Get the smart ass mug.Someone who is a smart ass or sarcastic. If you're around people you're hesitant to say the word ass in front of, yet want to call someone a smart ass, this is the perfect solution.
Sally: "Nothing is worse than someone waking you up from an awesome dream!"
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."
Jesse: "Really? Not even death, cancer, a car wreck, or a billion other things?"
Sally: "Don't be smartastic, you know what I'm saying."
by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010
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Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
-noun
1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.
Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.
Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.
Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.
"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.
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