A pre-pubescent teenager who is influenced by and listens to modern pop music (like Ke$ha and Drake). They constantly incorporate large amounts of abbreviations into daily speech and usually wear shirts and/or hoodies with said abbreviations on them. They constantly try to say SWAG or YOLO before, during or at the end of conversation.
Woman: I think something's wrong with your son.
Son (talking to dad): There's nothing wrong with me, you just jelly of my SWAG! LOL! I g2g to the supermarket to buy some ciggies, see ya!
Dad: Yeah, I think he's turning into one of those swaggots.
Woman: So what are you going to do about it?
Dad (grabbing cane): I'll beat it out of him when he gets home.
Son (talking to dad): There's nothing wrong with me, you just jelly of my SWAG! LOL! I g2g to the supermarket to buy some ciggies, see ya!
Dad: Yeah, I think he's turning into one of those swaggots.
Woman: So what are you going to do about it?
Dad (grabbing cane): I'll beat it out of him when he gets home.
by NoCareLuke August 26, 2013
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Hey, did you see that spaggot at the Penguins game? I heard he was sucking Mark Madden's dick in the press box.
by Raul Mondesi November 10, 2008
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"Get away from me white woman you is a god damn Slaggot!"
"Get away from me white woman you is a god damn Slaggot!"
by Scott Anthony Carr December 12, 2007
Get the Slaggot mug.One who insists on "sagging" their pants as a fashion statement. Not used in a homosexual or Full House context.
Saggot; "Ayyee, man i'll have so much swagg if people can see my Hollister boxers when I go out to da club."
Observer: "Naw, man. You'll just look like a saggot."
Observer: "Naw, man. You'll just look like a saggot."
by Tallyhoe327 June 21, 2012
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Get the Swaggot mug.A lad that thinks he has swag, but is a complete faggot. The lad may walk like he has peed his pants - this is a typical sign of someone who thinks they have swag, but instead look like idiots.
Person 1:
"Hey, that guy is walking so stupidly, and what's with all the hair product?!"
Person 2:
"What a swaggot!"
"Hey, that guy is walking so stupidly, and what's with all the hair product?!"
Person 2:
"What a swaggot!"
by ktstz October 13, 2013
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Tommy: "Hey MJ, wanna teach me some neat moves?!"
Michael Jordan: "Don't be such a swaggot"
Tommy: ...
Michael Jordan: "Don't be such a swaggot"
Tommy: ...
by csbandthefirecrotch February 10, 2014
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