sloozle

A senior woman in college who acts like a freshman girl.

That was a total sloozle move, she just made out with a freshman.

by trideltlove August 30, 2010

sloopy joe

A sex move in which you produce diarrhea between a girls ass, ass fuck the girl, then smack both the ass cheeks together. Both the diarrhea and the blood from the ass fucking represent the meat from a sloopy joe, the girls ass cheeks represent the buns, and the smacking of the ass cheeks together is just funny.

My hands are smelly from that sloopy joe i gave that bitch.

by Ryan Vezina April 30, 2007

soozy

slut

good god man, look at her getting it on. She's such a soozy!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Slooz

Insering your penis into the mouth of another man while holding his nose causing him to gag and cough all over your tool.

we livin baat you an your baat to get slooz.

by sloos October 17, 2003

Slooty

Sex booty (A pirates sexy loot). It's stuff your one night stand leaves behind at your apartment or ship.

You're not farming the right mobs (mobs being sexual partners). My slooty is epic

by Dr.Slootinheim November 30, 2015

hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

sloozie patrol

n. A pack of attractive, athletic males hunting for groups of loosely dressed females who generally lack self-respect, morals, and/or common values. Most often found working social environments such as nightclubs, "downtown", 5th ave's, etc.

"We goin out tonight, son?"

"Fo sho kid, sloozie patrol is in full effect tonight. Let's do work! ...Shots?"

by Evan, Scott, and Diego August 26, 2007