originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.
by ezraJ May 13, 2014
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Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."
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A girl who seems like she's not a sloot, but she really is, in a stealth way.
A girl who seems like she's not a sloot, but she really is, in a stealth way.
She's the sloot queen of that group for sure; look at them folowing her around.
She is SUCH a sloot queen, did you know that she made out with 3 different guys last night before she went home with him, and nobody knew!
She is SUCH a sloot queen, did you know that she made out with 3 different guys last night before she went home with him, and nobody knew!
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Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
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