Master Sloshing

Irresponsibly aggressive and wet female masterbation, usually soaking the shoes and socks to make a sloshing sound when walking: shoelaces must be untied.

"Did a pipe burst in your living room or something?"
"Nah, my girlfriend just finished master sloshing upstairs."

To be a Master-Slosher

by Shagnasty26 April 5, 2022

sloodging

The sport of sliding down a hill on a large block of ice for fun.

Tim and I went sloodging yesterday. Our asses were sooo numb.

by Deja17 October 24, 2008

slothing out

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.

Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.

by muddieddesire August 5, 2012

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019

slowsting

slowly ghosting, strategically over a period of time

Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.

Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!

by platonymous December 8, 2019