don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

slit-ass

The anus, when it has been properly converted into a sexual zone in the process of feminization of a {slutboy.

The Mistress: Keep dildoing, slutboy, keep working... Soon we will turn this meaningless hole of yours into a fair slit-ass.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

fuck slit

A shaved pussy without jagged lips.

I could tell she had not had a baby, because she had a fuck slit.

by litedriver June 14, 2008

tight slit

A pussy that is so perfect, it looks like a paper cut beneath a wisp of cotton. There are few pussies this divine. When you come across one, you almost don't even want to touch it because you are scared you will ruin the most beautiful art that you have ever laid eyes upon.

Friend 1: Hey man, did you tap that ass last night?

Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit

Friend 1: Shit Really???

Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.

Friend 1: Good Call

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017

kitty slit

Another word for Vagina? I bought some hair dye from some old lady.. and she told me: "Don't get that in your kitty slit! It'll burn" or something like that O_o Fuckin' crazy old ladies...

"Did you have a good day?"
"yeah sure"
"oh! hair dye!"
"yea"
"Don't get that in you kitty slit, it'll burn"
"O_O okay.. *walks away*"

by sarahrahrah May 12, 2008

Slit

A term used to describe a women who is a bitch and a slut.

The Christy girl tried to steal my boyfriend, she sure is a slit.

by ChristyCumDumpster December 15, 2011

dirty slit

Any cleft in the human body left unbathed or unattended.

What is this awful stench I smell? Someone needs to wash their dirty slit.

by GEMiller December 6, 2007