slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.

"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"

by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013

slit interference

The term that physicists use for preventing a man from having sex with a woman (i.e. "cockblocking"). Single slit interference refers to cockblocking just one guy, whereas double slit interference refers to cockblocking two different guys.

"I observed some single slit interference last night in the lab"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"

by physicist November 24, 2013

slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.

I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's

by R birch January 28, 2017

Slit sisters

When two women share the same dick

Tasmin and her mom are slit sisters.

by Kfed1994 September 23, 2017

slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.

“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .

by Alt Linguist January 2, 2018

slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.

Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.

by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018

slit hickey

Where you suck a pussy so hard it puts a hickey on it

I gave that bitch a slit hickey last night

by Footballerjb56 August 24, 2019