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Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.
The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi
Skeet Beat by Harrison M. October 24, 2006

skeet nuggets 

Those 2 things hangin that produce Da SKEET!!
Man, after a good donkey punch, I like to tbag my girlfriend, and drop my skeet nuggets right on her forehead.
skeet nuggets by PiMPSKiLLET January 11, 2009

bang bang skeet skeet 

Me and my home boy azzimat need a place to post up our black asses, just us 2 pimps no hoes... bang bang skeet skeet nigga

Skeet bomb 

A snack sized zip top bag filled with cum thrown at a person, like a grenade.
Brian tossed a skeet bomb at Dustyn, and hit him in the face.
Skeet bomb by B.J. Loads March 11, 2009

Skeet Saga 

1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.

2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.

The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"

The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.

Skeetcave 

noun; referring to a place, commonly a room, where there is a abnormal amount of skeet present. This is due to high sexual activity, or in most cases, frequent masturbation.
that motel room is one helluva skeetcave. my roommate's room is a skeetcave
Skeetcave by pimpmaster yu December 16, 2005